Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe

Reporter Goes Undercover In Chinatown By Wearing Silk Robe


China town New York, it is one of
the busiest hubs of counterfeit goods in the world where an underground
network of Chinese bootleggers operates in the shadows costing the
U.S an estimated $300 million each year. How does this network of smugglers
manage to evade law enforcement? The Special Investigative Undercover Response
Team was about to find out. If I was going to infiltrate the
counterfeiters I had to become one of them. With the help of the special
investigative undercover response team I disguised myself
as an average Chinese person. Oh most excellent and rigged my
glasses with a hidden camera to catch all the action.
My name is Hong. Me new in town, please direct me
to black market smugglers. This is part of bag shimmer
like a most precious jade. You would honor me by telling me
where you got this. It is a counterfeit. I don’t know, go away. It was clear
I have to look elsewhere for answers. The elder, please direct me
to counterfeit good store. Huh? It is the heart of in the
Forbidden City. I was being stonewalled, but why?
I spoke with sociologist David Kim about my difficulty infiltrating
the Chinese counterfeit underbelly. Of course no one is going to talk to you. What you are doing
is extremely offensive. I see and what- The sociologist
helped me see the dressing like just another average Chinese citizen wasn’t going
to get me anywhere. In order to get answers I knew
I had to take a new tactic, appealing to man’s most carnal desires. Hey boy, you like what you see,
you like? Not again, get away. Who me?
You don’t know me. My name Cherry Pie.
No you are not. You w sucky, sucky.
I am calling the police. I was arrested for prostitution. For the Onion News Network,
I am Gavin Fisher.

100 Comments

  • Sasafras

    October 3, 2019

    poor people.

    Reply
  • Ignatius J. Reilly

    October 4, 2019

    I burst out laughing just at the thumbnail, caption, and concept before even seeing it

    Reply
  • thevoxdeus

    October 5, 2019

    I like that his "understanding" of Chinese people is based in part on a fictional Vietnamese prostitute.

    Reply
  • xKDxx

    October 6, 2019

    Onion, I love you

    Reply
  • Kevin P

    October 9, 2019

    Reporters like Gavin Fisher risk it all for the news reports 🙏🙏

    Reply
  • Chong Seng Mun

    October 9, 2019

    As an Asian, I find this really funny.

    Reply
  • Sam

    October 10, 2019

    Wait so if we just sent them back to their home country, we wouldnt have to deal with this criminal activity?

    Reply
  • Neophyte

    October 12, 2019

    I will believe that they recorded this completely candid, including the part with the sociologist.

    Reply
  • Terry Bishop

    October 14, 2019

    the dude's final asian stereotype transformation is so impressive it is no longer offensive to asians.

    Reply
  • Crystal Loera

    November 14, 2019

    "I was arrested, for prostitution."

    Reply
  • Diesel Den

    November 23, 2019

    This video is fucking gold

    Reply
  • Rilez Alrimecar

    November 24, 2019

    “You want sucky sucky?”

    Reply
  • MrBigT

    November 28, 2019

    u want suckie suckie

    Reply
  • Hello Hello

    December 1, 2019

    Incredible

    Reply
  • Monster X

    December 3, 2019

    Isn't this basically what that one fox reporter did lmao

    Reply
  • Mill Mill

    December 4, 2019

    "Dressing like just another average Chinese citizen wasn't going to get me anywhere" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Reply
  • edenstice

    December 5, 2019

    Gods work onion news, gods work.

    Reply
  • Sir Alexander XVIII of Carpathia

    December 6, 2019

    "I was arrested… For prostitution" The onion is the best channel…

    Reply
  • Bill P

    December 10, 2019

    That’s cultural appropriation

    Reply
  • Bill P

    December 10, 2019

    Lol
    That’s too much

    Hey big boy my name
    Cherry pie
    You want sucky suckie

    Reply
  • 爸爸

    December 14, 2019

    Hahahaha 2:05 the Chinese guy was saying 走開吧,女妖精!which is "go away, ghost woman!"

    Reply
  • Saúl Pereira

    December 15, 2019

    Steven Crowder?

    Reply
  • Driftwood99Story

    December 17, 2019

    Omg lolol this is perfection

    Reply
  • Bembeng Suhardono

    December 18, 2019

    Haha… seen this already in Tintin in China.

    Reply
  • Zei33

    December 18, 2019

    Wow this is a hidden gem.

    Reply
  • Giuli Basso Obilinovich

    December 19, 2019

    Goawe, GOAWEE!

    Reply
  • Claudia Solomon

    December 20, 2019

    ⚠Warning⚠
    !!Do not read the comment section!!

    Reply
  • Sehnsucht

    December 20, 2019

    This reminds me of the Tintin book where the Thompson twins dress like this to go undercover and end up with the entire town following them to laugh at them

    Reply
  • Wild and Crazy kids

    December 20, 2019

    An excellent video that the onion could no longer make. She's have been allowed to ruin too much

    Reply
  • Miles Huff

    December 21, 2019

    This is so fucking cringe.

    Reply
  • Miles Huff

    December 21, 2019

    How did you get the real Justin Trudeau?

    Reply
  • Siege

    December 23, 2019

    ROFL ROFL

    Reply
  • Kevin Liu

    December 23, 2019

    2:05 walk away you demon

    Reply
  • Bobby

    December 23, 2019

    @PragerU

    Reply
  • Cap'n Cake

    December 25, 2019

    Does anyone know if the Chinese in the video are real, or if they’re actors as well?

    Reply
  • Billy Mays

    December 25, 2019

    number one cherry pie, still a virgin.

    Reply
  • burteriksson

    December 25, 2019

    1:52 That guy is gay.

    Reply
  • boo bye

    December 25, 2019

    This is super wacist

    Reply
  • greenmachine

    December 25, 2019

    I was arrested for prostitution
    LOL

    Reply
  • Richard Allenbach

    December 25, 2019

    1:53 “not again” 🤣 He still recognized the same guy

    Reply
  • Sean Klipp

    December 26, 2019

    No sh*t you were arrested after that XD
    Edit: So glad I dropped Sociology in favour of history.

    Reply
  • brenden stubblefield

    December 26, 2019

    I’d hit it

    Reply
  • Christopher Wallace

    December 26, 2019

    The fact that he pronounces each 'l' as an 'r' had me dead. "Smuggrers"

    Reply
  • Christopher Wallace

    December 26, 2019

    you rike

    Reply
  • Christopher Wallace

    December 26, 2019

    You want succy succy💀😂💀😂💀😂

    Reply
  • Doyle McDouche

    December 26, 2019

    How in the hell did this go from investigative journalism to getting arrested for prostitution?.. Lol, outstanding..

    Reply
  • Fahkurmom

    December 26, 2019

    Harro? Prease?

    Reply
  • nobody important

    December 26, 2019

    Counterfeiting doesn’t actually cost an economy anything at all.

    Reply
  • NationalismRising2035

    December 26, 2019

    Nice documentary on the authentic Chinese way of life.

    Reply
  • Eat Banana Peels

    December 26, 2019

    Dressing like “an average Chinese citizen”😂😂

    Reply
  • Elim Kwok

    December 26, 2019

    Is this Logan Paul?

    Reply
  • Sean Hunter

    December 26, 2019

    White people love us because we aren't black – Asian people

    Reply
  • Fairy grant

    December 26, 2019

    Hahaha how is this still up? Back when the onion was funny and not a politically correct piece of garbage

    Reply
  • MrRetlav

    December 26, 2019

    Dam, he was so perfect, i couldnt see the difference….

    Reply
  • λεμων

    December 26, 2019

    Gavin Fisher is out there risking his life every day to bring us the hottest stories.

    He's doing God's work.

    Reply
  • GreyboSneed

    December 26, 2019

    The onion would never have the balls to do this now.

    Reply
  • Miles Han

    December 27, 2019

    I think most of the people he interacts with are actors, their reactions are too funny to be real lmao

    Reply
  • Cashiz88

    December 27, 2019

    I was being stonewalled, but why? 1:17

    Reply
  • Dyionisis Yhe horned one

    December 27, 2019

    This would never fly in today's climate of race wars. It would fly over the head of sjw's as "racist" and racist would view it as affirmation,even though it's the opposite lol

    Reply
  • SuperNintendawg

    December 27, 2019

    "It is harder to find than the Forbidden City!" I love this joke.

    Reply
  • Rusty Shackleford

    December 28, 2019

    Me so horny, me rove you long time.

    Reply
  • miss i keeps it real

    December 28, 2019

    😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    How am I just seeing this

    Reply
  • icytea5

    December 28, 2019

    racist jokes against Asians are okay

    Reply
  • Inebriatd

    December 28, 2019

    "Offensive"? It's straight up impractical & weird.

    Reply
  • MrGaimer

    December 28, 2019

    Best part is ending with him being arrested for prostitution. Thats all lol

    Reply
  • Robert Bogan

    December 28, 2019

    The way that guy slams aginst the wall to get away. Just way to funny.

    Reply
  • S D

    December 28, 2019

    I love how much effort they went to for 2:00 minutes of video XD

    Reply
  • Cipher Crypto

    December 28, 2019

    "You want sucky sucky?" I lost it right there.

    Reply
  • King Arturia

    December 28, 2019

    Imagine doing this as a black guy and in a black neighborhood. You'd be shot immediately.

    Reply
  • Depravity Archive

    December 28, 2019

    Funny how Watters World ACTUALLY did something like this in 2016 to see what people in NYC Chinatown thought of Trump.

    Reply
  • Langdon Alger

    December 28, 2019

    This is like a real life South Park! Next stop, the ghetto wearing blackface and a job application form.

    Reply
  • Gauge167

    December 28, 2019

    That jump back in to the garage lol

    Reply
  • Angela Kindness

    December 28, 2019

    1:38 – " Me so horny, me so horny, me love you long time [35] dorrar " ( inflation, you know )

    Reply
  • Bildawl

    December 28, 2019

    This video hurts me so much

    Reply
  • Mark Davenport

    December 28, 2019

    You need to address the black marketeers in their native tongue, French.

    Reply
  • Alexander

    December 28, 2019

    Another fine job by the SIURT

    Reply
  • Frank James Bonarrigo

    December 28, 2019

    most excellent

    Reply
  • Edward Cranium

    December 28, 2019

    You RIKE!

    Reply
  • Patrick li

    December 28, 2019

    Yuck

    Reply
  • Curtis Reed

    December 28, 2019

    You want sucky sucky

    Reply
  • Naum Rusomarov

    December 29, 2019

    omg.

    Reply
  • Scott Bocek

    December 29, 2019

    I miss when the Onion was actually funny

    Reply
  • お化け

    December 29, 2019

    "I was arrested for prostitution."
    Beautiful success story. One of the most inspiring resolutions I've ever seen.

    Reply
  • Czar Yobero

    December 29, 2019

    lmao this would never – and I mean NEVER – slide in 2020.

    Reply
  • Nick Wang

    December 29, 2019

    this is fucking gold

    Reply
  • Wayne Rocha

    December 29, 2019

    "you rike what you see, you rike?"

    Reply
  • apu enthusiast

    December 29, 2019

    Onion was fucking wild in 2012

    Reply
  • MADEMYSELFABOSS

    December 29, 2019

    When he popped the teeth In ☠😂

    Reply
  • Bryan Hernandez

    December 29, 2019

    lol

    Reply
  • Error

    December 29, 2019

    I'm highly curious to know if those people were paid actors or just their actual reactions.

    Reply
  • Jeff N

    December 29, 2019

    What was the name of that Jerry Lewis movie?

    Reply
  • Damin Mance

    December 29, 2019

    I was laughing alittle when he was the Chinese man but lost it when he dressed as a woman and called his self cherry pie and need sucky sucky🤣

    Reply
  • TheDarkSatirist

    December 29, 2019

    I love he just slips I was arrested for prostitution in the end all casual

    Reply
  • Dinil Dinesh P

    December 29, 2019

    You want zuki zuki??

    Reply
  • Simon Y

    December 29, 2019

    2:05

    Reply
  • King Alexander I of Yugoslavia

    December 29, 2019

    This is literally Jesse Waters when he went to Chinatown

    Reply
  • Dominic Cobb

    December 29, 2019

    omg this gives me life

    Reply
  • nyugraduate

    December 29, 2019

    傻b

    Reply
  • chewface

    December 29, 2019

    "My name Chelly-Pie! You wan sucky sucky!?" HAhahahahahaaa!!

    Reply
  • Your Neighbour

    December 29, 2019

    I am Asian and I find this funny

    Reply

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