welcome back everyone, uh, back by uh surprisingly popular demand right, uh, I actually can’t believe how much you enjoyed the last video of this, I played it at completely random thinking, I don’t know, I’ll put it out there and see if you guys like it you guys freaking loved it!! so, uh, we’re back, with good old Savannah by the way this game is called Yarn, if you guys didn’t know what it was, it’s called Yarn uh, so Savannah, why is your number in my dad’s phone? Erin, huh? Huh? who is this? Savannah Your number is in my dad’s cell. oh, I don’t know I should have but an american accent on because it says cell as in mobile phone we’ll switch it, it’s fine, we’ll go with it! Your number is in my dad’s mobile phone. I don’t know, who’s your dad? come on, Erin! do us a favour, we all know you know who her dad is! I definitely don’t know, we are about to find out hopefully come on Savannah, what are you saying about that? oh, Erin again and who are you? oh Erin, hasn’t got a clue who it is! it’s Savannah how did you get my number? she’s proper like, she, she knows her text language she’s put a hashtag instead of the word number to shorten it because Erin does not have the time, for Savannah’s pooh, basically My dad is Peter Conaway I found your number in his cell under Beaut Nr.2 gasp! her dad’s got two beaut’s in her, in his life oh wow wait, so, Erin, Eri, Savannah is trying to catch our Erin, my prediction is that Erin is having an affair with Savannah’s dad, oh I’ll get rid of that And I want to know who you are. Well, says Erin, my dad calls me Beaut but I have no clue who Peter Conaway is. I’m so confused Savannah help me, what are you on about? Wait, I’m confused, yeah so am I, Savannah me and you are in the same group right now we are both very confused. you’re dad calls you Beaut? who’s your dad? wait who is, who is this is making me think, who is my dad? I’m sorry, WHO are you? thing is we’ve all had this kind of conversation in our lives like, who are you, how did you get my number, I don’t know how to you get MY number? it’s happened to all of us My dad is Robert, oh, why do they give them such hard names? Robert Macu-latis Robert, my dad is Robert Maculatis Savannah, I’m Savannah. this is so weird I know, A stranger is stalking me. No, It’s weird because my dad calls me beaut. Oh my god they’ve just found out and that is not a common nickname no, it’s not maybe in the west country it is. all right my beaut! no it’s my baber or something, I can’t remember um, I’ve got a feeling now, I’m changin my theory guys, I think maybe they’re sisters and don’t realize it’s like the parent trap, they just realized that they’ve got sisters why does he call you that? it started as beauty, but then he dropped the “y” classic same. that’s so weird! I’m really confused why would you’re dad have my number? i’ve never been a Nr.2 I can tell you now, i’ve done a number 2 at least 3 today i’m on a roll is this a prank? she figured out what the hell lady! she figured out it’s actually Caspar, he’s trying to prank her No! and don’t call me “lady” i’m only seventeen guarentee you, ready it will be like, I’m seventeen too what’s your name? Erin how old are you? eighteen oh, damn it, I was one year out! where do you live? Long Beach oh, some eh, a girl from rural Wiltshire living in long beach maybe I should change the, eh longbeach, you? En, encin, Encino? Enkino, Encino I’m going to presume that’s actually still in rural Wiltshire maybe a cell tower is crossed? maybe this is so strange oh my god or maybe your dads or maybe our dads are friends or something she’s definitely from Wiltshire huh old high school friends? what’s your dad look like? oh, look at Erin’s dad! he definately looks like a, what did she say his name was. I can’t remember but he looks like that kind of guy he looks like your classic dad, on the wine needs glasses slight, a good old arm tan and a cool dad haircut that’s a dad oh no! Savannah knows this guy, clearly! HOLY SHIT!! that’s your dad? what? yeah Why? because that’s MY dad! and that’s it! is that it? that how we found out, what’s going on, wait, next episode this doesn’t make any sense! why would we have the same dad? out dads have different names! I know I don’t get it. but you and I have, have the same nickname? I’m so creeped out. Where is your dad from? New Hampshire SAME! do you think we could be one of those… please please don’t say it. Savannah, please don’t say it secret families? tense, eerie music plays you’ve seen too many old Oprah episodes what other explanation do you have? I don’t know, but I’m sure there is one. my dad would never have a secret family. maybe YOUR loser dad would, but mine wouldn’t, Erin, get with the times love, you clearly have the same dad! our dad is the SAME person! yeah, I’m on Savannah’s side now, Erin what are you on about? you’ve lost the plot love. oh Erin, is taking some time to uh work out how to type back with her web finger it’s not possible. maybe you’re just a mistake, he made in collage. whoa! yeah, Erin you are savage, you are brutal and you need to stop what your doing! Savannah – Whoa I don’t think so. I think Erin is in complete denial right now Erin just, understand, you have the same dad you’re going to have to share, make the most of it I see my dad every weekend He’s never once called me a mistake he always calls me Savannah snap, snap, snap. mhm! we wen’t away last weekend and did a whole father/daughter day. do you call that a mistake? oh Erin’s like – oh yeah good point, I’ve never actually seen him before I’ve just been told that he’s my dad. uh, you went on a trip last weekend? yeah. why? last weekend was my birthday. my dad was supposed to take me on a trip, but he had a last minute work emergency. ohh, phsych oh, that’s so awkward Erin, the mistake! weird, out rip came up last minute. oh my god, Savannah’s rubbing salt straight into Erin’s wounds right now!! My mom and dad got in a fight about how little he’s at our house. so he came and got me and then we went away for the weekend he had everything all planned. Oh my god! What? your trip. was it. Yeah? …In Big Bear? Yes. oh no! Big Bear Frontier Hotel? Yes. I found that!!! I’ve been asking to go there for a while! WHAT THE HELL?! Soooo you basically went on my birthday trip! and my dad is leading a double life! this is some Scoopy Doo kind of shit right now! and he wasn’t even original enough to give me my own nickname! aw, poor Erin! I feel sorry for her, bless her. and everything I know is a lie! and, and his name may be Robert, but it could be, but could be Peter. and you and I are sisters?! heh, I’m sorry to break it to you honey but I think so. I’m shaking! I’m losing it. I don’t even know what to say! send an emoji, emoji’s speak a thousand words sometimes why are you so calm?! How can you tell Erin, Erin love, Erin, dearest, dearest, dearest Erin how can you tell if someone’s calm from texts? you can’t tell someone’s emotions usually from texts, unless they use emoji’s or make it very obvious or send a voice note or something! Look, see, Savannah I’M NOT CALM. full stop. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? is that it? oh I’m just trying to figure all this out. I’m going to go CRAZY on him! oh god, what is she going to do? NO! don’t do that. let’s meet up first. whoa, okay, we’ve taken this to a whole ‘nother level! Listen Savannah, I don’t owe you nothing! it’s stro, heh its stronger if we confront him together. dumb. fine. where do you want to meet? Santa Monica Pier. that’s a long way for girl from Wiltshire! in the South West of the England, that’s a long way to go and meet. next episode, i’m loving this! Erin. Hey dad! guess what, oh wait, hey dad, guess what! what’s that, oh what, what accent can I give this guy, we’re gonna give him, a scottish, he’s a scottish dad, I’ve decided! What’s that, Beaut? don’t you mean, Nr. 2? huh? never mind. I made a new friend today. oh yeah? sorry, i’m really sorry, it’s hard to do scottish okay, bear with me Yep! at, at school? no. everyone at school is lame. a girl from Long Beach. oh? actually i’m going to back to American it’s a lot easier, sorry Scotland I will do a Scottish one in the next episode. how did you uh, how did you meet her? through you. through me? Yeah. she knows you. so we met up in Santa Monica. okay, this is set after they’ve obviously met up, so they met up together obviously real people maybe wen’t for a DNA test who knows. we met up in Santa Monica. You went to Santa Monica today? Yep! oh that was a, a quick turn around! so she went, she went to Santa Monica and back, in the space of like, a day! wow i’m impressed. yep! to meet my new friend. she didn’t really give me a choice though. what do you mean, she didn’t give you a choice? She to me I had to. that doesn’t sound like a friend Erin. she’s more than a friend. oh. how, how, how to you know her? I think they penny’s dropped with the dad, I think the dad has just realized exactly what’s going on guess. Erin, stop it. I don’t know any girls in Long Beach. except for, uh, yeah, I don’t know any girls in Long Beach. are you sure? oh, dad’s typing he’s like sh, what do I say, what do I say, what do I say, how do I get out of this one uh, yes. yes, i’m sure. I think she’d be pissed, to hear you say that, father. she said you guys are really close. I bet she’ s really smug right now What’s going on Erin? Savannah, is added, oh, it’s like a WhatsUp chat! oh, that’s awkward! Savannah’s been added to the conversation Hey dad, I mean, Peter. or do I mean, Robert? Dad, oh you’ve, oh you’re in for it now dad! how are you going to get out of this one? yeah, see! he’s left! what’s wrong, dad? oh, he’s typing again, what, what, how will he respond? No! Don’t you have anything to say? hm? I would, I would have a lot to say if I were you. Me too. dad. he want’s to type he just can’t! he’s too busy with his third, secret child potentially, who knows. Really? you can’t even bring yourself to actually SAY somethin? REALLY? uh, heh! how did you two meet? That’s all you have to say, Father? I can’t, I can’t believe I didn’t figure this out sooner. you’ve lied to me my whole life. you’ve lied to MOM! does she know?! Erin is clearly supposed to be American as well but I just love the fact that she’s from Whiltshire does my mom know? who are you? do you realize what you’ve done? when you have, when you, when you, have work emergencies you’re actually going to see THEM? You took her on MY birthday trip. I can’t believe you did this to me. what’s your real name? how can I ever trust you again? I hate you. I really do. heh, I hate ya, I really do! I don’t know how this will ever be okay. you’re heartless. and mean not, you’re heartless and mean! mean’s such a, bad word to describe someone! and now we’re alone. you’re not alone. oh god, this is it! the bombshell there’s like four more kids that they don’t know about! WHO’S NOT ALONE? calm down, Erin! WHICH ONE OF US IS NOT ALONE? just Erin, calm down! neither of you are alone. okay, *Lois impression* Okay Peter. Okay, Peter. for all I know you’re a killer. I mean, come on Erin, calm down. do you really think he’s a killer? maybe an adulterer. is that the right word? yeah, maybe an adulterer but not a murderer! I’m not a killer. Erin, my weird child, Erin I’ve made mistakes… please don’t hate me. too late. I hate ya, too late! love, Number. Two Erin’s left, oh she’s had enough! I love how he also named his child after a poo. don’t worry Erin, I love you, you’re my special Nr.2 I’m so upset with you. but I, I still love you, but… will you come home and just be my dad? yeah, sack off Erin can’t you just come home and be my dad! please? okay, Beaut. DONT, CALL ME THAT. okay, sweetheart. will, will that do, sweetheart? please don’t talk to Erin, or that other family again. I mean, what a weird situation. so, so weird. PROMISE! or I’ll tell mom. oh, he’s got you there. please, Dad. okay, sweetheart. okay from now on, I’m all yours. Good. I love how he just cut Nr. 2 out of his life. poor, I feel sorry for Erin. just cut her out of his life, just like that. please, please forgive me for what I’m about to do… I have to so we can truly be together… Beaut, what are you saying? Don’t call her beaut! this is the only way dad. the only way, no one can ever get in between us again. I love you, daddy. you’ll thank me one day. wait, what the hell is she doing! Savannah you’re starting to scare me. you’re starting to scare me as well, I’ve started to get goosepimp, goosebumps on my on my arms. are you okay? Savannah!!! It’s almost done, dad. you can finally be free! you won’t be stuck with that stupid “other” family anymore. oh god! what do you mean? *Singing JB* What do you mean? Savannah! just say thank you. what did you DO? I’m fixing it, Dad. you won’t have to worry anymore. I almost turned into dad then, awkward. you won’t have to keep hiding and lying. sweetheart. listen to me. where are you? here’s, Erin? DON’T TALK ABOUT HER EVER AGAIN. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR HER NAME. Never, Ever! do you understand? oh, okay okay, sweetheart. I understand. I want to come find you so that we can work this out… please don’t do anything you might regret. tell me where you are and I’ll be there soon. I don’t regret anything. I’ll come meet you when I’m done and we can have dinner with Mom. what about Erin? done with that? Done with what? I HATE HER. you should too. It’s too late for her! what did you do???? look… oh no!! see, wait, I can’t see it! see, everything’s going to be okay. your secret is safe with me. yeah, I can’t work out what that picture is! she’s smudged her? she’s smudged a Nr.2 hopefully not in the carpet, that would stink and would be hard to remove! Savannah! I can’t see the image. no neither can I! it’s blurry. is that, Erin?!? WHO IS THAT?? Sorry, I was shaking… oh god, she’s sending another one in. is she sending it again? gasp, next episode? gasp! OH NO! she’s, poor Erin! she’s tied up in handcuffs and she’s, her bra’s coming off and she’s got blood around her mouth! or a nasty cold, cold s, cold sore. NOOO! Savannah STOP! this is crazy! what’s wrong with you? STOP THIS RIGHT NOW. what’s wrong with ME? let me see… my Dad lied to me my whole life. and now he’s acting, put and now, he’s acting put out when I’m trying to help him. Instead of just saying thank you. I’m sorry I did this to you. Where are you? Please don’t hurt Erin. Please!!! she’s my second favorite daughter and I need her in my life. why? because you lover her?! Yes! she’s my daughter. do you love her more than me, Dad? NO! honey, I love you both! I’m so sorry, this is all my fault! it is your fault dad, you have been a right ass! I can fix this! we can work this out for everyone! oh, low battery come on, don’t die on me now phone, this is getting gritty! oh, get rid of that no one has to get hurt! I’M HURT!!! she’s also turned into, um, some sort of weird character You hurt me! I’m your daughter Not her! you’re my dad! I don’t want to share you! so I’m not going to. I don’t want some weird half sister! okay, okay she is weird but, come on, there is room for everyone in this family! this is the only way! it’s NOT the only way. I’m sorry for what I did to you. I ruined everything and I’m sorry. please forgive me. I’ll tell your mom… we can all move close to each other and be a big happy family. please Beaut. Erin doesn’t deserve to die for my mistakes. she’s innocent. she didn’t know! I lied to her too. don’t do this! I told you not to say her stupid name!!!!!!! It’s over. don’t worry. gasp!! OH No! she’s killed her! what did you do? what did you mean what did you do, it’s pretty clear she’s like. properly like cut her up! Savannah! I killed her. slowly. I liked, I liked watching her cry. she hated you. that’s what she said. oh my god. this isn’t real. TELL ME THIS ISN’T REAL. I always thought you were a little… …I never thought you ‘d go this far. I did it for you Daddy. don’t be mad! I did it for US, for our family. you’re not my family. not anymore. NEVER contact me again! not even from jail?! is that how you should treat your only daughter?! she’s starting to go more southern heh, I’m in shock. Oh my god! THIS IS SO AWFUL!! I can’t, I can’t breath! … so you, do so you, so you do recognize that you’re going to jail though right? YES I’m not a psycho! I did it for YOU!!!! Don’t worry, I won’t tell mom. I’ll keep your secret forever… is that it? is that the end? that’s the end!! I think that’s the end! and there we go, what an episode of heh YARN! one of the creepiest episodes yet! to date – but but truly had me gripped throughout the whole thing! don’t know if it did with you guys at home hopefully you enjoyed it. if you did give it a thumbs up! let me know in the comments below what accents you want me to do for the next character, for the next story. or how they should sound. and I will do that in the next episode because I really enjoy this. anyway, thanks for watching subscribe as well so you don’t miss any future episodes, and I will see you very soon with another one. Cheers, goodbye!